The Holy Gift Shop
CARRIED Hat
$30
Black cap, embroidered in holy gold. One word, the whole story. One size fits most heads, even ones swollen from that one lucky kill.
Made to order. Allow 1–2 weeks for your blessing to arrive.
- Mailed: $6
- Local pickup: free (a pilgrimage to Thunder)
- Hand-delivered by Thunder: $1,000
Checkout is handled securely by Stripe. Refunds, shipping and the rest are in the Fine Print.