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“Have You Been Carried?”: The Official Pamphlet
$4.99
The sacred 8-page tract of the Cult of Thunder, as an instant PDF download. Contains the Good News, the Seven Commandments, the Prayer Before Ranked, and a cautionary parable about a noob who did not renew. Print it. Fold it. Do not leave it in the lobby.
Instant PDF download right after payment. 8 pages, 5.5×8.5in, printable at home.
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