The Holy Gift Shop
Prepaid Eternity™
$4,680
Why renew every year when you can be saved once? Prepaid Eternity covers 78 years of Eternal Salvation (the average human lifespan) at the standard $60 a year, paid up front. No renewals, no reminders, no return to Bronze. Includes every membership perk, the Ruby Tier membership card, and the rank of Backpack for Life. Afterlife coverage not included. This is a novelty membership; you are paying for the bit, for a very long time.
- Everything in Eternal Salvation
- 78 years up front (the average human lifespan)
- Never renew. Never lapse. Never Bronze.
- Ruby Tier membership card
- Rank: Backpack for Life
One-time payment. Valid until death (approximately 2104).
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