The Holy Gift Shop

“I'm in the Backpack” Sticker

$4

Die-cut sticker of Thunder mid-carry, with a toddler in his backpack who is absolutely convinced he's helping. For every member who has ever been carried and called it teamwork. Waterproof. Lagproof. Self-awareness not included.

Made to order. Allow 1–2 weeks for your blessing to arrive.

• Mailed: $1
• Local pickup: free (a pilgrimage to Thunder)
• Hand-delivered by Thunder: $1,000

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