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“Thou Shalt Not Blame Lag” Sticker

$4

Die-cut sticker of the Third Commandment, carved in stone. Apply to your monitor, your controller, or the forehead of the friend who needs it most. Waterproof. Lagproof. Excuse-proof.

Made to order. Allow 1–2 weeks for your blessing to arrive.

• Mailed: $1
• Local pickup: free (a pilgrimage to Thunder)
• Hand-delivered by Thunder: $1,000

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