The Holy Gift Shop

“I'm in the Backpack” Tee

$30

Available in charcoal or pink. Thunder mid-carry, with a toddler in his backpack who is absolutely convinced he's helping. Underneath: IT'S VERY COMFORTABLE IN HERE. For every member who has ever been carried and called it teamwork.

Sizes S–2XL, in charcoal or pink. Pick yours at checkout.

Made to order. Allow 1–2 weeks for your blessing to arrive.

• Mailed: $6
• Local pickup: free (a pilgrimage to Thunder)
• Hand-delivered by Thunder: $1,000

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