The Holy Gift Shop

“I Paid $60 For This Salvation” Tee

$30

Black tee bearing the holy crest and a public confession that you paid $60 for this salvation. The asterisk is included for legal reasons. Let the whole lobby know you're covered.

Sizes S–2XL. Pick yours at checkout.

Made to order. Allow 1–2 weeks for your blessing to arrive.

• Mailed: $6
• Local pickup: free (a pilgrimage to Thunder)
• Hand-delivered by Thunder: $1,000

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